Jesus and Satan

[Victor]

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said,"THAT'S IT! I have had enough.
I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed. They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE!
" I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed at God," That's not fair! He cheated!

How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." :wink:

[JC-Freak]

[Rafi]

autsch...
irgendwie ein dummes wortspiel...

[KlyX]

Coole Sache :-)
Mir gefällt der Text.

[Fisch]

wer erbarmt sich und übersetzt das alles?

[poetry]

Cooler Text , Victor :D

[Rafi]

der text an sic ist gut...

ic mag nur des dumme wortspiel nicht..

[Elisabeth]

Wer hat erbarmen mit Jemandem der nichts Versteht Brauch ein Dolmetscher oder Übersetzer

[Rafi]

in kurz:

Jeuss un de Teufel die machen ein wettkampf am PC...

sie tippen un machen alles Sch***

irgendwann gibts nen Stromausfall und beide PC´s gehn aus...

beim Teufel sin die ganzen Daten futsch, Jesus hat noch alle Daten

"Jesus saves -" Jesus speichert, oder auch Jesus rettet... kleines wortspiel;)

[KlyX]

Deshalb: Das Teil funktioniert eben nur auf englisch richtig....